1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:48,883 Warning all scenes were made by professionals. 4 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,719 For your safety and the protection of all, 5 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:55,055 Don't try anything you'll see. 6 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,520 Is it that good? 7 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:02,813 Turn up here. 8 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,064 It saw? It's recording. 9 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,191 JANUARY 1998 10 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,108 Beauty. 11 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:07,026 And then... 12 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,110 JACKASS BORN 13 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,571 Do I put on my glasses? 14 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:11,947 MTV DID NOT LET IT AIR 15 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:12,990 It'll work out. 16 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,200 Go there. 17 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:17,077 I'm Johnny Knoxville, USA. 18 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:19,914 I'll show you something on defense equipment. 19 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,458 Let's go to the desert and... 20 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,836 I have a .38 here without a stock, 21 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:28,464 a very light Smith and Wesson, 22 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:31,050 with the same stopping power as a 9mm. 23 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,718 I'm going to get shot in the chest... 24 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,138 wearing this 911 vest... 25 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,975 with level IIA kevlar. 26 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:44,230 And, to absorb part of the impact of the bullet, 27 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:45,981 I'm going to put these magazines, 28 00:01:46,065 --> 00:01:49,401 some Hustler and some Leg Worlds, under the vest 29 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,779 to avoid any trauma. 30 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:53,531 That's it. 31 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,492 That's why I'm not going to shoot. 32 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,118 -I don't know, man. -Wait. 33 00:01:58,202 --> 00:01:59,578 So, Jason? 34 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:02,206 It looks great. 35 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:08,212 WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS. IT'S TOO STUPID AND COULD KILL YOU. 36 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,755 I can't do it, man. 37 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,757 Dude, I don't know. 38 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,176 Don't mess up, man. 39 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,680 Pray there, bro. 40 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,557 This is more than idiotic. 41 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,309 Let's do it. 42 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,353 Now for the other side. 43 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,480 -AND? -I am unable. 44 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:28,065 Let's do it, PJ. 45 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,567 See where the bullet is. 46 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:30,651 P.J. 47 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:32,945 Hurry up, man! 48 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:37,491 Come on, PJ. 49 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:41,161 I'll throw a rock at you. Come on. 50 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:49,044 It's next. 51 00:02:49,128 --> 00:02:50,296 Hurry up, PJ! 52 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,298 -It does not give. -See if... 53 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:54,758 P.J. 54 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:59,346 This is so pathetic I can't even say it. 55 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,183 He forgets. 56 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,187 Let's go. 57 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:15,446 Go, man. Put that thing there and let's go. 58 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,697 Didn't it hurt? 59 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,240 No, but I was scared. 60 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,957 It saw? He didn't even let me... I told you. 61 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,876 Look at the gunpowder. 62 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,169 I know. 63 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,629 Yeah, it was a little scary. 64 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,006 Do you want to go watch it on TV? 65 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,299 Certainty. 66 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,975 Wow, it's going to be amazing. 67 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,603 Go, back, back 68 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,188 Back off, back off 69 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,567 Oh, shit! 70 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,860 Damn! 71 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,069 Drug! 72 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,572 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass. 73 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,839 Hey, beauty, beauty! 74 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:27,137 JACKASS: THE LAST IS THE BEST 75 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,004 Damn! 76 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:02,840 Disgrace! 77 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:08,679 Welcome to the first day from our last film. 78 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,348 How do you feel? 79 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,601 I am sad. 80 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,312 Like this? 81 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:24,903 I think an important part of my life... 82 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,864 It's almost over. 83 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,116 Are you sad, Chris? 84 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,160 No, I don't connect with emotions. 85 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,374 We have a new member in Jackass. 86 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,792 His name is 1W-Larry. 87 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:40,752 It's a humanoid robot. 88 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:43,046 And who will play the voice of this robot? 89 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,257 It's Mr. Adam Ray. 90 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,468 You will make history today 91 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:51,763 with the first prostate exam of a robot into a human. 92 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:54,349 I think this is Jackass in his fifties. 93 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,269 We are at this stage. 94 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,979 -It is good. -You have to check the prostate. 95 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,273 -Raise awareness. -And we hire the best. 96 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,275 Have you seen his finger? 97 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,234 Already. 98 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,320 Yeah, and it's not really a finger. 99 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,779 It's a claw. 100 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:11,992 You're going to have some problems with this middle finger. 101 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,995 It's not there. The sharp side is this other one. 102 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,705 How many times have you done it, Larry? 103 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,165 One. 104 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,833 In myself. 105 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:23,378 In the car, coming here. 106 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,131 Let's tear it up, baby. 107 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:30,385 "Tearing" may not be best word, Larry. 108 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:34,598 I'm Steve-O, and examining the prostate It's super important. 109 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:38,060 Let's go to the "Robotic DRE." 110 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,687 Blah, blah, blah. Take off your pants. 111 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,106 -I already took it off. -Security. 112 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,692 Condom without lubrication. 113 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:46,860 It has lubricant. 114 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:49,154 Wow, it's too sharp. 115 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:51,657 Now let's add some lube. 116 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:52,991 Peanut butter. 117 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,993 -Oh, no! -Is it crunchy? 118 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,620 It goes down. 119 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,537 My God. 120 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,376 How disgusting! 121 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,503 Before I start... 122 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:06,505 Slow down, Larry. 123 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,299 Wait, wait, wait. 124 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:10,926 Wait. 125 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,303 When I speak. 126 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,681 Let's go! 127 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,688 Open up, Steve-O! Open it wide! 128 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,024 Open this section more! Help here. 129 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:27,651 Don't touch my hand. 130 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:29,486 Pronto. 131 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,445 Steve! 132 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:35,325 It's your chocolate in his peanut or his peanuts in your chocolate? 133 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,953 -More peanuts, please. -You need more. 134 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,789 More peanuts. Don't pass my coat. 135 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,457 -Our! -That's it! 136 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,042 One... 137 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,210 Two... 138 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,295 Three. 139 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,546 Almost there. 140 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,090 That's it. 141 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:55,595 Breathe! Go, Larry! 142 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,472 Get down! 143 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:00,267 Are you feeling it? Can you feel it? 144 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:03,937 Ride well! 145 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,526 Do you want me to call your father? 146 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,444 My God! 147 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,196 Hey, Larry, let Lance sniff your finger. 148 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,449 With the greatest pleasure. 149 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,533 Come on, Lance. 150 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,534 Smell. 151 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:19,828 Smell. 152 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,038 It's not that bad. 153 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,374 This, this. 154 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,208 I caught him. 155 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,962 Just not on your camera! 156 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,341 There's one more thing I need to do. 157 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,385 Get it from the other side. 158 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:37,929 I help you. 159 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,264 -Let's go. -I got. 160 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:40,223 It will happen. 161 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,976 You can do it. Teamwork is everything. 162 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,978 I'm here with you. 163 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,647 Did I mention I've been drinking? 164 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,275 Let's go. 165 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:55,739 Don't move. 166 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,160 -Ready. -Okay, now let go, Larry. 167 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,788 -Don't move. -Let go, Larry! 168 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,332 He grabbed his turkey! My God! 169 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,710 My God! Damn! 170 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,171 Wow, man. 171 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,007 Maybe it's not a good time, 172 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,885 but my license expired last week. 173 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,181 Thanks. 174 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,099 Good one, Steve-O. 175 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,016 Thanks, guys. 176 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,184 Congratulations. 177 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,271 -I can ask a question? -Yes. 178 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,315 Why is it the last film? 179 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,736 Well, I can't face it anymore rockets and bulls, 180 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,114 So I think it's time to stop. 181 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,366 Yeah, I don't face those rockets. 182 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,283 Neither do the bulls. 183 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,369 We were talking. 184 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,414 We have a lot of footage that have never been seen. 185 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,500 We can choose our favorites of all time 186 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,794 and get some new footage. 187 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,505 Then I'll see the dick again. 188 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:58,051 If the scene requires may I lay hold of my naked body, 189 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,263 The answer may be yes. 190 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,977 This is the "Air Horn on the Golf Course." 191 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:07,894 APRIL 2002 192 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:11,106 When people are about to take the shot, 193 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,066 Let's take a look at these horns. 194 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,460 There she goes. 195 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,627 No, is it something else? 196 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,964 Still, it went well. 197 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,827 What did I say? What did I say? 198 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,497 -It's a beating, I warned you. -You lost the bat. 199 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,916 Didn't I say I was coming here? 200 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,627 What? Sorry, I have bursitis. 201 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,170 -Do you have bursitis? -AND. 202 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,713 So do you use that horn? 203 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,672 She helps. 204 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,508 I'll give you something to toot your own horn about. 205 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,009 Sorry, I won't honk anymore. 206 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,269 No, he won't... 207 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,772 He took off his glove. 208 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:48,828 Oh no. 209 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,539 Now it's over here. Get down! 210 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:51,706 Drug! 211 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,048 -Back, get down! -Look at this, wait. 212 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,675 -Get down! -Wait. 213 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:09,933 Damn! 214 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,104 Hi, my name is Johnny Knoxville. 215 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,898 This is Tory Belleci, international scientist, 216 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,609 and this is "Follow the Boss". 217 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:23,697 It will be the following: Knoxville will move its arm 218 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,533 and it will send an electrical signal for the computer, 219 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,827 that will be able to control your arms. 220 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:29,744 What? 221 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,163 All you have to do is flex your muscle. 222 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:33,623 No problem. 223 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,791 Good. 224 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,213 That's it. 225 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,090 -My God! -Damn! 226 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,675 -What it was? -Face! 227 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,344 Like this? It has fucking “electrodes”! 228 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,057 Don't have a coffee for Poopies? 229 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:52,767 Is it very hot? 230 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,019 Very. 231 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,438 Have a coffee, Poopies. I know you will... 232 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,361 Someone needs to shave. 233 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,238 -Here's a... -It's a good shave. 234 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,906 ...pre-owned shaver. 235 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,742 It's only a few weeks old. It's scraping. 236 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,745 -You have to... -It's just... That's it, good. 237 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,829 It was missing there. 238 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,585 Lance, why are you... 239 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,588 Lance has his eyes closed. 240 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,256 Hey, Poopies, missing here. 241 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,675 I know what you want me to do. 242 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,053 And I will do it. 243 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,351 That's going well. 244 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,186 My God! 245 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,647 In the middle, in the middle. 246 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,360 He's cool. 247 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,408 It was very close. 248 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,328 Zach doesn't have a tattoo of me yet. 249 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,039 Okay, let's tattoo Zach. 250 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,123 And what will it be? 251 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,627 I'm going to make a little smile on Zach's nipple. 252 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,045 She's a screen lady. 253 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,840 If you want me to do my art here... 254 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,550 Why are you screaming? 255 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,636 I want it to look beautiful. 256 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,305 Me too. I'm with you on this one. 257 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,641 I promise, from the bottom of my heart. 258 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,893 Cool, no shit, Steve-O. 259 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,186 Steady hand. 260 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,980 -Sorry. -Right. 261 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,321 He can't centralize. 262 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,366 It wasn't even close. 263 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:36,079 -I'm not doing it yet. -Right. 264 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,372 Now I am! 265 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,874 Now, your... 266 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:47,257 Bring it on, Steve-O! Steve-O, Steve-O! Steve-O! 267 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,681 It's beautiful, it looks cool. 268 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:56,683 It's great. 269 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:58,810 How it was? 270 00:16:58,893 --> 00:16:59,853 I didn't like it. 271 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,564 Damn! 272 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,733 Hey, that was awesome, Zach. 273 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,151 My God! 274 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,402 -Good one, Poopies. -It cost. 275 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,196 Good job, Tory. Thanks, Steve-O. 276 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,322 And Zach. 277 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:15,034 Good thing the lifeguard Coelho is here to ensure safety. 278 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,454 -It cost. -I don't... 279 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,582 I still don't understand why did they call a lifeguard, 280 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,209 but it's better to have it and not need it 281 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,086 what you need and don't have. 282 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:34,220 Well, we always wanted to include the condemned man's sketch in our films. 283 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:38,975 We recorded for the pilot of the TV show and it never aired. 284 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,102 A guy from our team was arrested, 285 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:45,148 and MTV spent ten years without being able to film in West Hollywood. 286 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,775 Nobody saw the stop. 287 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,235 It has been stored there for 25 years. 288 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,570 It was chaos. 289 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,782 APRIL 2000 290 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,034 Today I'll be a fugitive from LA prison 291 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,788 and I go to a hardware store to see if they can lend me a saw bow. 292 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,250 I'm seeing the lens. 293 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,045 Cool, that's it. 294 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,255 -Do I get my face dirty? -Come closer. 295 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,840 It gets your neck dirty too. 296 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,135 Is the shirt...? Beauty. 297 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,222 -A few slaps? -Yeah, help. It cost. 298 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:20,225 LAUREL TOOLS 299 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,564 I need help. 300 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:27,398 Right. 301 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:28,817 I need a... 302 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,902 I need a saw bow. 303 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,487 I'll call someone. 304 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,376 Help me! 305 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,753 Excuse me, what happened? 306 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,338 I wouldn't touch it. 307 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,302 We have a situation here. 308 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,428 Someone help me! 309 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,556 It's just that we're closed. 310 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,683 You can't get in. 311 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,146 PJ, they're calling the police. 312 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:11,025 He must have escaped from some prison. 313 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,570 Handcuffed and in uniform? 314 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:15,822 Get out of the way. 315 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,829 Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville and I will be arrested. 316 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,374 Drug! 317 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,130 What? Seriously. 318 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,341 -Damn! -It can't be. 319 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,718 What do we do? 320 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:37,635 Dude... 321 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,721 -On the floor. -Continue. 322 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,557 -Understood. -I can explain. 323 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,643 -Why aren't you in jail? -That's not my place. 324 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,270 How did you escape? 325 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,355 I've never been arrested. 326 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:50,273 And that back there? 327 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,483 -It's a microphone. -For what? 328 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,485 Because we are filming. 329 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,403 Filming? 330 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,321 Yes, ma'am. 331 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,948 What an idiotic thing! 332 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:00,700 What there was? 333 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,620 I don't know, this guy broke out of prison. 334 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,622 We didn't want any commotion. 335 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,500 You're wearing a prison uniform and he is handcuffed. What do you think? 336 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,295 Yeah, I think I traveled. My apologies. 337 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,213 Do you have a camera? 338 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,132 -Is it turned off? -It's on. 339 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,884 Connected? Are you filming? 340 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,093 -Shut it down! -Shut it down! 341 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,846 THE NEXT DAY 342 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,600 When we arrived, we were informed by Mr. Cliver that... 343 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:29,270 Our production manager informed that we are on hiatus. 344 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:33,441 It's like a suspension by the roller at the hardware store. 345 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:37,236 But... I think the program may or may not air. 346 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,405 But... 347 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,991 -Anything to say, Jeff? -No. 348 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:46,204 I think it's better to think at the Coco Cocktail. 349 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,957 -That's right, let's think about the cocktail. -AND. 350 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,001 I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the "Poop Cocktail." 351 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,218 I think it's been about ten years 352 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,887 that I made the first "Poop Cocktail." 353 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:03,888 APRIL 2010 354 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,349 Now let's raise the level of this section. 355 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:10,478 I'm Steve-O, and this is the "Ultimate Poop Cocktail." 356 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,025 Cool, good luck. 357 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,447 Ready, Steve-O? 358 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,116 No. 359 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,662 Sending you a look! Ultimate Poop Cocktail! 360 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,544 Damn! 361 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,817 He's vomiting. 362 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,283 What a fucking stench, man! 363 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,579 What's wrong with that, Bam? 364 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,208 How are you, Steve-O? 365 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:15,835 My God! 366 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,046 It's ugly. You better not see. 367 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,593 My God! 368 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,635 Jesus! 369 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,054 My God! 370 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,388 -Our! -Help me there. 371 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,182 -Get the guy out! -My God! 372 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,024 -Look at this! -My God! 373 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,692 Go straight to the lake. 374 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:42,028 -It can't be worse. -My God! 375 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,488 My goodness! 376 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,167 Jesus! 377 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:57,919 Yeah, man. 378 00:22:58,753 --> 00:22:59,837 It was angry. 379 00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,005 It was too loud. 380 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,091 It was very scary. 381 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:08,221 It's the type of bid that these crazy people don't even think about. 382 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:17,271 It had everything: danger, shit. 383 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,941 And vomit. 384 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,400 That's what this program is. 385 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,654 And sex appeal. 386 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,117 APRIL 2006 387 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,034 Go! 388 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:36,791 Jesus! What an idiot! 389 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,463 What's up, kids? 390 00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,132 Hey, Larry! 391 00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:45,466 Where were you? 392 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:49,053 Having some strawberry drinks back there. 393 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:49,971 He's drunk. 394 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,765 He took a few and now he's a little dizzy. 395 00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:55,643 Let's fill in on Poopies lips 396 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,979 to make it 23% hotter. 397 00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,897 Finally. 398 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,733 My God, he got you! 399 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,403 Hi, Dr. Julie. 400 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,487 -Hello. -Hey. 401 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:10,032 This is Poopies, and we want filler to make it more beautiful. 402 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,576 -Can you help? -Yes. 403 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:14,078 Damn! Is this serious? 404 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:17,415 Throughout the film, I will have the biggest lips. 405 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,167 The most beautiful lips. 406 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,251 -Meaty. -That. 407 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,586 -Jesus! -Voluptuous. 408 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:25,089 I'm Poopies, and this is Boca Cheia. 409 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,759 People usually use anesthetic, but... 410 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:29,969 Usually, right? 411 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,304 -You don't need to. -No? 412 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,722 -No anesthetic. -Relax. 413 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,057 -What are you putting on? -Hyaluronic acid. 414 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:35,975 Oh, that's it. 415 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,643 It seems safe. 416 00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:39,478 -Don't move, Poopies. -What a needle! 417 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:40,438 -Stop. -Our! 418 00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,482 It's going to rain work for you. 419 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,359 Damn! 420 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,279 Damn! 421 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:49,197 Now yes. 422 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,364 Wow, what a beauty! 423 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:51,657 -AND. -Damn! 424 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:53,743 -Damn! -It can be increased. 425 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:56,329 -Bigger. -It can be increased. 426 00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:58,748 Now the bottom one. 427 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,958 Damn, I thought it was over. 428 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,710 Dude, what the hell is this? 429 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,503 You look beautiful, Poopies. 430 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,923 Does the right side have to be bigger? 431 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,717 What an idiotic question, Ehren! 432 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:14,597 I think you can add a little more, and that's it. 433 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,515 -Very sexy. -It's turning white! 434 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:17,892 Like this? 435 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:21,103 I look like one of those station wagons from Real Housewives. 436 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,564 Could Ehren be next? 437 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:24,482 He can. 438 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:27,818 We have to fix this Lego face. 439 00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,654 Screw you, Larry. 440 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:31,948 They're too thick. 441 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:32,990 I thought it was cool. 442 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,784 Good! Well done, Poopies! 443 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,869 -It's beautiful. -AND. 444 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,204 What pout is that? 445 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:43,960 In Jackass Forever After, Knoxville and I we interviewed new guys 446 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,921 and we have already asked: "Poopies, do you have any fears?" 447 00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:50,091 "Look, I don't like the dark and such and such." 448 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:52,593 The guy said everything. 449 00:25:52,677 --> 00:25:54,971 But Bam never said who was afraid of snakes. 450 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,349 We ended up discovering when they appeared. 451 00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:01,102 When we found out, this led to several sketches. 452 00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:04,188 The worse the experience, 453 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,608 the better it looks on the screen. 454 00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:13,739 Today we're going to bring the cast into this room, two at a time, 455 00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:15,533 to film with a rattlesnake. 456 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,910 But it's just an excuse for them to come. 457 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:22,415 Let's lock the door, turn off the light and turn their lives into hell. 458 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:25,418 This is "The Silence of the Lambs." 459 00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:28,879 -Did you hear? -What is it? 460 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,673 -A rattlesnake. -No, it's not. 461 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:31,590 Yeah, listen. 462 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:32,675 -Serious? -Jules. 463 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,093 You're not in the skit. 464 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,761 -You just watch. -Only. 465 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:39,515 He has a diamond rattlesnake and will drop it on the floor. 466 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:45,813 Pontius will put a biscuit on her head and I'll try to take it off. 467 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,440 This is a diamondback rattlesnake. 468 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:48,441 ANIMAL TRAINER 469 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:51,444 It measures around 1.60m and is very poisonous. 470 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:54,655 If you get close, it stings and kills you. Or try. 471 00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:56,615 -It is serious. -Wow. 472 00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:58,284 -Ready? -I'm out. 473 00:26:58,367 --> 00:26:59,952 Chris, you're crazy, man. 474 00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:01,454 Damn, bro. 475 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,373 -Damn! -Our! 476 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,208 Damn! 477 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,710 -My God. -He's big-headed. 478 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,086 Jesus! 479 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,380 Their boat is very fast. 480 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,758 She kills you. There are two pulses per second. 481 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:15,926 Feel my heart. 482 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,638 -Wow, man! -Beauty. 483 00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:22,558 -It's like a snake. -That's why I leaked. 484 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:25,770 Now I'm scared for Johnny. 485 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:28,647 Let's take out the snake and put on the microphone. It's time. 486 00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,691 It's huge. What a huge snake, bro! 487 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:33,319 Close the bucket. 488 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,154 Let's get the snake out. 489 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:42,995 Is there an antidote there? 490 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,748 Let's bring Knoxville. 491 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:48,376 The name is antivenom, not an antidote. 492 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,628 I don't know what kind of antidote that is. 493 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,507 What is that? 494 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,133 It's like... 495 00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,219 My God! 496 00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,303 -No! -No! 497 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:01,222 Damn! 498 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,015 They'll be screwed! 499 00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:05,726 Wait, why are we just here? 500 00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:06,977 I don't know, man. 501 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:11,899 Crap! 502 00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:13,150 Let's do it. 503 00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:14,193 Is he working? 504 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,737 Oh no! No! 505 00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:19,365 I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to hell. 506 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:20,324 No, please! 507 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,159 Where's the light, man? 508 00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:23,786 Bam, there's a snake in that bucket. 509 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:26,038 -Don't make fun. -Where am I going? 510 00:28:27,081 --> 00:28:28,374 What do I do? 511 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:30,501 Damn! 512 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:32,795 If it stings, it's gone. 513 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,463 My God! 514 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:35,589 Is this serious? 515 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,259 Why did we come to the basement? 516 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,386 Seriously, man. 517 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:45,182 Knox, be serious, go. 518 00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:49,645 Dude... 519 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,729 Let's go. 520 00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:52,982 Like this? 521 00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:55,985 -I'm going to knock down the door. -Come on, Ehren. 522 00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:58,654 Could it be... 523 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,658 Let them explode! They'll be screwed! 524 00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:05,077 Knock over the bucket and activate the snake sound. 525 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:06,912 Drug! 526 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,332 -Damn! -My God! 527 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,668 Everyone on the couch! 528 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,586 It's the snake. 529 00:29:14,003 --> 00:29:14,837 -Bam? -Hey. 530 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,964 Stay calm. There's a snake here. 531 00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:18,382 I don't know what to do. 532 00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:19,383 Stay there. 533 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:20,342 Beauty. 534 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:24,472 I think it stung me. 535 00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:26,682 Jeff, she stung Bam. It is serious. 536 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,895 It's not possible, I came here on good terms. 537 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,105 Turn on the lights. 538 00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,942 He arrives! It's done! 539 00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,068 There's a snake, Dave. 540 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,654 Where are you, Ehren? 541 00:29:40,738 --> 00:29:42,406 Ehren! Like this? 542 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:43,407 Ehren! 543 00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:45,326 How will I help you, Dave? 544 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:46,869 Just to see if you're there. 545 00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:49,622 What the hell! 546 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:50,539 Ehren! 547 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:52,124 Now I'm armed, bro. 548 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:53,876 I have a gun. 549 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,836 -Don't hit me, Ehren. -I'm armed. 550 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,922 -Don't hit me! -You... 551 00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,757 Ehren, don't go... Answer! 552 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,425 Answer, Ehren. 553 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:07,515 There's a door! Here, Dave! This way! 554 00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:09,391 -Screw the door! -Here! 555 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,519 -There's a bad stop there, bro. -I swear! 556 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:12,978 You don't know anything. 557 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:17,233 -I just opened a door, I swear! -Very convenient. 558 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,653 Come this way. I swear to God. 559 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,488 -Screw it. -Then be alone. 560 00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:24,406 Drug! 561 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:29,870 Ehren! 562 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:34,333 What the hell is this? 563 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:37,503 I don't... I can't. 564 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:39,129 What the hell is that? 565 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:44,552 Damn! 566 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,470 You bastards! 567 00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:51,392 My God! 568 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:52,935 Hooker! 569 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,563 -Go right, Bam. -I don't trust it. 570 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:58,190 If you are... Bam got stung. 571 00:30:58,274 --> 00:30:59,567 I got stung, Jeff! 572 00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:01,402 I've had enough of you. 573 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:02,570 -There's a noise. -Here. 574 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:04,613 Enough of that. I'm helping. 575 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:08,242 Because you... Bam, you got stung. You have to call a doctor. 576 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,911 Come on, Bam. Come here, man. 577 00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:13,038 Enough messing around, guys! 578 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:15,291 You have to open the door. 579 00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:17,293 Right. 580 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:21,046 You... Now close. No no! 581 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:22,923 No! 582 00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:24,550 Dude, I'm going... 583 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:26,969 Enough, enough! 584 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:30,180 She got me! Did you hear? She got me! 585 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:32,474 Did the snake bite you? 586 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,021 -In the leg and rib. -Leg and rib? 587 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:37,938 Please! 588 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:39,148 Damn! 589 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:41,609 I'm going to have a heart attack. 590 00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:43,193 Turn on the light. 591 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:44,570 Beauty. 592 00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:47,489 -Welcome to the set, Bam-Bam! -Face! 593 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,118 Zach, are you okay? 594 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,786 -Damn! -I crawled. 595 00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:55,414 It looked like Zach was being murdered. 596 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,334 I thought it was the only way out. 597 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:01,086 I climbed up and the thing broke. 598 00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:04,840 -Wow, man! -Did you think there was a snake? 599 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,342 -Yes! -And what stung you? 600 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,509 Yes! 601 00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:09,928 Oh, shit! 602 00:32:16,185 --> 00:32:17,061 My God! 603 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:19,229 This place must be crazy. 604 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,898 It is, isn't it? 605 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:22,941 It is not? 606 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:28,072 When I have ideas, I don't write them down. 607 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:32,534 I just make a drawing and fax it to Los Angeles. 608 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,537 I made a drawing of a fat guy and a short guy 609 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:37,331 connected by a rope. 610 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:38,415 BUNGEE ROPE 611 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,793 This is the "Bungee Jump". 612 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,546 Ready, Preston? 613 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:45,464 Go soon. 614 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:48,634 Three, two, one... 615 00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:56,975 That's it! 616 00:32:57,059 --> 00:32:59,395 That! My God! 617 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,605 -You did it! -It was perfect! 618 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:08,070 Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville. 619 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:11,198 Welcome to the production of "The Puppets." 620 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,575 I smell Tony. Let's go. 621 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,412 What a horrible job. 622 00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:19,498 Lights. Timmy, ten years old, 623 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:22,126 a pale, stupid and detestable boy 624 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,336 walking through the city square. 625 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,089 He spots 11-year-old Dolores. 626 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:29,842 Dolores is beautiful, she looks like an old glove, 627 00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:31,802 and it only has one neuron. 628 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,011 Timmy. 629 00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:34,054 Good morning, Dolores. 630 00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:35,889 I want to take you to the dance, 631 00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:40,519 but I heard that Jeff Feioso invited you and I was shocked. 632 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,813 Timmy gets shot with a taser. 633 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:43,731 What? 634 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:46,024 No, be serious! No, what do you mean? 635 00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:51,238 Damn job! 636 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:53,532 Don't be mad at me, but the narrator. 637 00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:54,950 To! 638 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,076 Screw you! 639 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:00,038 Damn! 640 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,207 Timmy. 641 00:34:02,291 --> 00:34:04,626 Give me a second, you hellish Adam Ray! 642 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,254 Timmy, you're delaying the play. 643 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:09,381 How will she love me? 644 00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:12,384 Could anyone give me a little help. 645 00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:17,014 Up there, a beautiful, but genius Cupid. 646 00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:19,057 Oh, damn! 647 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:22,728 Damn! 648 00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:24,563 Cupid. 649 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:30,110 Timmy, I'm shocked for you it took so long to call me. 650 00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:31,737 I've got you, Chris. 651 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,656 But Cupid gets a shock of a high voltage rod 652 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,909 and is attacked by pineapples. 653 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,035 He arrives! 654 00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:40,996 Pineapples? 655 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,540 What does pineapple have to do with Cupid? 656 00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:46,210 Cupid draws his bow and an arrow of love 657 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,295 and hits Dolores in the eye. 658 00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:51,298 Sorry. 659 00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:52,508 I'm not Dolores! 660 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,759 Sorry. 661 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,093 Timmy. 662 00:34:55,177 --> 00:34:57,513 Dolores, you drive me crazy! 663 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:00,307 I feel like my heart is going to explode. 664 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:03,977 A brick of firecrackers is glued to Timmy's chest 665 00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:06,063 and a huge fuse is lit. 666 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,440 No! 667 00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:09,358 Damn. 668 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:10,400 No! 669 00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:14,279 Timmy's heart explodes like a melon. 670 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:15,197 It's burning! 671 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,326 Damn! 672 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,453 -Drug! -What? 673 00:35:21,537 --> 00:35:22,579 Disgrace! 674 00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:26,041 And then, two actors in triumph make their bow, 675 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,252 with Timmy there hanging limp. 676 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:29,211 End. 677 00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,964 Alive! 678 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,257 I liked it a lot. 679 00:35:35,926 --> 00:35:38,262 Well, it's an opportunity I'm going to enjoy. 680 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:39,555 ELECTRIC CHAIR 681 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,140 Mr. Knoxville... 682 00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:47,020 You decided to host Fear Factor for the money 683 00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:49,606 or because it awakened your creativity? 684 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,149 Speak the truth! 685 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:56,655 Because it awakened my creativity! 686 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,368 Keep it up. 687 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,709 Okay, let's go. 688 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:18,385 BAD GRANDPA 689 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:20,721 Now I'm an old man. 690 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:25,517 LADIES NIGHT! 691 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:30,480 Hello ladies! 692 00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:31,648 What's up, grandpa? 693 00:36:31,732 --> 00:36:33,317 Beauty. How are you my dear? 694 00:36:33,901 --> 00:36:34,943 That's it! 695 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:40,532 Our! 696 00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:50,042 The guy has his turkey out. 697 00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:56,632 How are you ladies? 698 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:59,426 What did you come to do? See us or the show? 699 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:01,011 I came to see you girls. 700 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,766 You're going to be really excited, 701 00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:09,144 and then hopefully old Irving can enjoy. 702 00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:11,313 What is your name? 703 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:12,272 Irving. 704 00:37:13,941 --> 00:37:17,319 Did one of the girls Don't you want a dose of Irving? 705 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:18,487 Did you understand? 706 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:22,032 Who wants the next show? shouts "I want!" 707 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:23,241 I want! 708 00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:25,452 Harder than a horseshoe. 709 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,245 Are you hard? 710 00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:30,791 Not at the moment, but I think I'll stay. 711 00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:31,875 We want to see yours. 712 00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:34,670 -We want you on the red carpet. -My? 713 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,129 Go to the red carpet. 714 00:37:36,213 --> 00:37:37,756 I'll show her mine! 715 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,175 Let's make it rain on this carpet! 716 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,344 I'll go there. I'm going to the red carpet. 717 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,471 That's it, I'm going to kick it! 718 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:54,022 I don't know what's going on. 719 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:16,003 No, he won't stay. 720 00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:46,575 I'm Bam Margera. 721 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:47,909 SEPTEMBER 2000 722 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,829 I want to destroy my father all day long. 723 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,831 What is this, Bam? 724 00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:55,292 No, I have to go to work! Get out! 725 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:56,334 To! 726 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,421 Come on, I have to go to work! To! 727 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,673 Will you stop? 728 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,761 Do I have to be naked like him? 729 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,473 As long as it's securely fastened, I'm in. 730 00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:13,268 Five, four, three, two, one! 731 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:17,981 Drug! 732 00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:28,200 -My God! -My God! 733 00:39:28,784 --> 00:39:30,911 Yeah, I guess I'll have to hold back. 734 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:33,872 Wow, how crazy! 735 00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:34,998 Please. 736 00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:37,918 It's weird to strap a doll to a rocket, 737 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:40,003 watch the animal take off 738 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:44,299 and then say: "Alright, now it's your turn, Knox." 739 00:39:47,677 --> 00:39:51,765 It's in moments like this that you see that Johnny Knoxville is thick-skinned. 740 00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:57,729 Good thing I'm not the star of the film. 741 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:02,901 Knoxville goes to see what the Moon looks like. 742 00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:07,197 The guy will fly about 20 meters. 743 00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:08,782 You will be slaughtered. 744 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,367 But I don't want to tell him. 745 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,619 Everything will be fine! 746 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:16,790 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the "Red Rocket." 747 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:21,545 Five, four, three, two, one, go! 748 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:31,179 What the hell was that? 749 00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:32,973 My goodness! 750 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:36,101 -Damn, man. -What? 751 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:39,020 Rockets often fail at one end or another, 752 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:41,606 but there was a rocket that missed the side. 753 00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,275 If it had been here, 754 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,486 It would have been the end of old Knoxville. 755 00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:51,116 Let's go again. Launch, scene two. 756 00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,243 I get scared just seeing it. 757 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:55,036 -I know. -I want Lance's helmet. 758 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,830 I'm pure adrenaline. 759 00:40:58,832 --> 00:41:00,667 This is not the best idea. 760 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,043 And yes. 761 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:05,380 I'm Johnny Knoxville and now I'm going to the moon! 762 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:10,010 Five, four, three, two, one! 763 00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:11,261 After. 764 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,311 Good! 765 00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:23,899 If it's ok, give it a thumbs up! 766 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:29,529 He held on. 767 00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:30,989 It was incredible! 768 00:41:34,743 --> 00:41:36,244 Too much! 769 00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:42,876 Okay, now a little party at the office. 770 00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,794 OFFICE PARTY 771 00:41:44,878 --> 00:41:46,171 Too bad Ron is here, 772 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:49,466 and in a bad mood, since the woman left him again. 773 00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:51,134 -Underdog. -Let's cheer him up. 774 00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:53,303 That. Let's give him love. 775 00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:55,013 -Party time. -Yeah, let's go. 776 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:56,389 That's it, let's do it. 777 00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:59,267 Let's cheer Ron up. 778 00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,977 So, Ron, what do you say? 779 00:42:01,061 --> 00:42:02,687 How about a cake to cheer you up? 780 00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:05,232 -So, Ron, I found out about the separation. -AND. 781 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:11,863 Damn it, Ron! 782 00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:14,449 Hey, Ron, you... Damn, Ron! 783 00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,370 I'll call HR. 784 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,623 Oh, it hit my arm! 785 00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:30,340 I think he's racist. 786 00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:37,264 Ron smelled his wife's perfume on Jasper and you are angry. 787 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:39,599 It's okay, Ron. 788 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:42,978 No! 789 00:42:50,944 --> 00:42:55,156 Well that solves the mystery who took Ron's wife. 790 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:07,836 I'm Steve-O. Damn! 791 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,593 Why do I have to be Steve-O? 792 00:43:18,722 --> 00:43:22,434 I'm Steve-O, and this is "Sweet." 793 00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:34,154 I remember seeing the footage from "Descending the Staircase" 794 00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:36,823 and, soon after, in the editing room... 795 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:39,909 I was wondering Why didn’t it air? 796 00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:41,870 and I knew it was very easy to imitate. 797 00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:43,747 -That. -From the. 798 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:48,460 I had two herniated discs on account of "Descendo a Escada." 799 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:52,255 -We added a pillow or two. -Thanks for the pillows. 800 00:43:53,173 --> 00:43:56,301 Wow, man, that was insane! 801 00:43:58,011 --> 00:44:01,473 OCTOBER 2000 802 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:03,767 One for his head. 803 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:06,186 Okay, put your head down. 804 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:17,655 Let's get on with it. 805 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:19,366 Relax, we're sealing it. 806 00:44:19,449 --> 00:44:22,327 -Can you breathe? -Not very well. 807 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,085 Okay, let's go. Ready? 808 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,182 Bring it again. 809 00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:46,226 Wait, are you on the right side? 810 00:44:55,402 --> 00:44:56,611 Are you well? 811 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:57,987 No, I'm not. 812 00:44:58,071 --> 00:45:00,740 It really hurt. I want to see the footage. 813 00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:03,743 Suddenly, there she was. You flew away. 814 00:45:08,123 --> 00:45:10,417 At the first Olympics, they competed naked. 815 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,252 -Yes. -And... 816 00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:15,713 we would like to do 817 00:45:15,797 --> 00:45:19,008 one of the events of the first Olympics, the high jump, 818 00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:21,094 and you would have to be naked. 819 00:45:21,177 --> 00:45:22,178 Beauty. 820 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:27,475 Do you know how they do it? They run like this and turn around. 821 00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:30,395 -Yes, Fosbury's jump. -That's it, Fosbury. 822 00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,188 -Yes. -Dick Fosbury, I think. 823 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:33,940 -That. -Who invented it? 824 00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:37,318 Yes, and today there will be Chris Pontius, the Big Bird Fosbury. 825 00:45:38,862 --> 00:45:41,531 Chris Pontius, in pole vault. 826 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:42,907 Wait, I messed up. 827 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,456 I'm Chris Pontius, and this is the "Pole Vault." 828 00:45:49,539 --> 00:45:50,623 I messed up again. 829 00:45:52,167 --> 00:45:54,127 You have to get the sound. More comes. 830 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:55,253 -Here. -I got it. 831 00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:57,797 The Tahitian Dancer. 832 00:46:02,135 --> 00:46:03,470 Detroit Muscle Rock. 833 00:46:11,895 --> 00:46:14,397 I'm Chris Pontius, and this is the "Pole Vault." 834 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:18,818 Go, Chris. 835 00:46:28,328 --> 00:46:29,162 Almost! 836 00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:31,039 You jumped a lot from behind. 837 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:32,290 I know, I was wrong. 838 00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:37,754 My angle was wrong. 839 00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:53,520 It was incredible! 840 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:04,697 Here comes Dunn. 841 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:29,013 It can't be, man! 842 00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:31,266 The guy spent a long time getting ready. 843 00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:34,435 Am I blue? 844 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,020 I'm so happy. 845 00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:37,313 It's very blue. 846 00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:38,648 The mess was ugly. 847 00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:43,444 And the butt x-ray thing? 848 00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:44,737 APRIL 2002 849 00:47:44,821 --> 00:47:47,365 Here you come. Everybody saying I'm going to make a bid, 850 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,867 but I didn't confirm anything, you know? 851 00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:51,327 I didn't commit. 852 00:47:51,411 --> 00:47:52,787 What do you want it to be? 853 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,290 They want me to shove shit up my ass. 854 00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,626 I thought... It wasn't your idea? 855 00:47:58,710 --> 00:48:00,795 No, it wasn't mine. 856 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,047 I always entertained the idea, 857 00:48:03,131 --> 00:48:06,259 But I never said I would, understand? 858 00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:08,261 So it won't happen. 859 00:48:08,344 --> 00:48:10,054 I highly doubt it. 860 00:48:10,138 --> 00:48:11,347 Did you understand? 861 00:48:11,431 --> 00:48:13,016 And if you have any problems, 862 00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:16,811 can anyone there start sticking shit up your ass, you know? 863 00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:20,481 I'm lubricating. 864 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:23,401 -I can't see it. -Where's the cart? 865 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,945 Because I'm going to stick it up my ass. 866 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,827 Throw that thing in now. 867 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:33,953 Damn. 868 00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:35,830 No, be serious! 869 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:37,874 Man, that's disgusting. 870 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:41,502 Serious. Do you want to know? 871 00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:43,713 Now I'm questioning myself. 872 00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:46,633 Is everything gone? 873 00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:48,009 Everything, man. 874 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:49,469 -Did you come in? -Yes. 875 00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:50,928 -Let's go. -Damn! 876 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:54,015 I feel like I'm going to shit a lot. 877 00:48:59,771 --> 00:49:00,772 Damn! 878 00:49:02,065 --> 00:49:03,483 I didn't like this move. 879 00:49:03,566 --> 00:49:06,653 It's not my favorite. There's a cart on my ass. 880 00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:08,655 But this is the "Butt X-ray." 881 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,372 I think I need an x-ray. 882 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:18,873 -Antoine? -Yes? 883 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:21,334 How are you? 884 00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:22,543 Excellent. 885 00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:25,797 -I'm Ryan, and... -How can I help? 886 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:28,341 Yesterday there was a party with the kids 887 00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:29,676 and I passed out. 888 00:49:29,759 --> 00:49:33,680 I must have fallen and broken something, because I can't walk properly. 889 00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:35,098 Let's do an x-ray. 890 00:49:35,181 --> 00:49:36,391 -Yes. -Just in case. 891 00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:38,601 -Let's see about that. -Right. 892 00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:42,689 Comfortable. 893 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,440 Hold your breath and don't move. 894 00:49:58,538 --> 00:49:59,372 Wow! 895 00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:00,665 What is that? 896 00:50:00,748 --> 00:50:01,582 Like this? 897 00:50:04,043 --> 00:50:05,545 -What the hell? -A car? 898 00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:06,546 What is that? 899 00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:08,715 It's a toy car. 900 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,217 -A cart. -Cart? 901 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,301 Here is the wheel. 902 00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:14,470 See? 903 00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:17,974 It's a cart. 904 00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:22,061 It's a toy car. 905 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:27,066 They had a party yesterday and everyone fainted. 906 00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:31,738 They were there having sex, that sort of thing. 907 00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:35,116 Everyone got high last night. 908 00:50:35,658 --> 00:50:36,868 What is this? 909 00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:38,286 I have no idea. 910 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:39,704 This isn't you. 911 00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:41,831 It's something extra. 912 00:50:41,914 --> 00:50:43,249 I would know if I had eaten it. 913 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:46,753 No, you wouldn't be able to swallow it. 914 00:50:46,836 --> 00:50:48,713 It's a toy car. 915 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:50,631 How did a cart get there? 916 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,884 You may have stuck it. 917 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:54,552 I didn't put anything in. 918 00:50:54,635 --> 00:50:56,888 My God! Have you ever seen this? 919 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,182 I had never seen that there. 920 00:51:00,183 --> 00:51:04,937 I've seen several carts, but never in someone's rectum. 921 00:51:05,021 --> 00:51:06,522 Is there no way to take it off? You... 922 00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:09,150 No, I'm a doctor, 923 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:11,903 but my specialty is x-rays. 924 00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:15,031 Can I get it out by shitting? 925 00:51:16,032 --> 00:51:18,159 You won't make it. 926 00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:19,952 It will hurt you. 927 00:51:20,036 --> 00:51:24,499 In fact, I don't think it's even good you defecate this. 928 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:27,293 What if I take a laxative? Does it help? 929 00:51:28,169 --> 00:51:31,881 No, if you take a laxative, there will be diarrhea, but the car will stay. 930 00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:33,966 Are you inside? 931 00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,802 You must have had too much to drink. 932 00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:38,554 Don't show it to everyone. 933 00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:44,101 -See a doctor and don't talk to anyone. -Yes. 934 00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:46,604 Girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever. 935 00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:48,272 Don't tell anyone. 936 00:51:48,356 --> 00:51:50,483 He already knows. Too many people know. 937 00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:52,318 Thank you for taking care of me. 938 00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:53,986 -Right. -Thanks. 939 00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:56,364 I have to see it! 940 00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,081 Still in the ass? 941 00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:07,124 Yeah, we have to take it off at the hotel. 942 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,179 Got it right. Point! 943 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:25,977 Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville. 944 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:30,231 Welcome to "Dã Dã Game", part two. 945 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:32,817 Also called "Double Bomb." 946 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:38,489 In this contest, the four competitors and our special guest, 947 00:52:38,573 --> 00:52:40,199 Paul Walter Hauser, 948 00:52:41,534 --> 00:52:45,204 go sit in this armchair and will have to answer questions. 949 00:52:45,288 --> 00:52:47,331 Everyone ready to get started? 950 00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:48,165 Yes. 951 00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:49,959 Let's get Zach up. 952 00:52:50,042 --> 00:52:51,419 That's it. 953 00:52:52,003 --> 00:52:52,879 It's an angel. 954 00:52:52,962 --> 00:52:55,423 Wow, there's the double bomb. 955 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:56,757 Like this? 956 00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:59,468 Jasper, you can sit down. 957 00:53:00,303 --> 00:53:02,680 Go on, Jasper! 958 00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:05,391 Come on, Jasper. 959 00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:08,436 Where was your father, Dark Shark, born? 960 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:09,353 Damn. 961 00:53:09,437 --> 00:53:11,188 What? Like this? 962 00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:14,358 -Man, I'm taking it easy. -Let go soon! 963 00:53:14,442 --> 00:53:16,569 I think Crenshaw, over there in Venice? 964 00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:18,279 South Central. 965 00:53:20,323 --> 00:53:22,283 Dear Jesus, Jasper! 966 00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:23,534 It's the same thing! 967 00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:25,912 -You should be ashamed. -Really, Jasper? 968 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:29,040 Okay, and what's Jeff's last name? our director? 969 00:53:29,123 --> 00:53:30,917 Idiot? No, it's Tremaine. 970 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,627 Jesus, get out of that chair! 971 00:53:34,337 --> 00:53:36,172 Good one, Jasper! 972 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:40,760 Paul, you know it's already in show business, right? 973 00:53:41,928 --> 00:53:43,596 You don't need to do that. 974 00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:47,683 I always wanted to be here. 975 00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:51,103 I've seen worse, Zach. In truth. 976 00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:52,229 -It cost. -Right. 977 00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:54,398 Send me the link. 978 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:58,819 How many lands would fit in our burning Sun? 979 00:53:59,362 --> 00:54:02,198 If you need to call a friend, Larry is here. 980 00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:04,075 -Larry. -Yes? 981 00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:07,411 Do you know how many Earths would they fit inside the Sun? 982 00:54:07,495 --> 00:54:08,454 Thinking... 983 00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:09,914 Thinking... 984 00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:11,582 Thinking... 985 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,043 Damn, I'm excited. 986 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:15,795 Oh, Larry! 987 00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:18,089 Screw you, Larry. I'm going to guess seven. 988 00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:19,715 -You got screwed. -Seven. 989 00:54:19,799 --> 00:54:21,884 One million and three hundred. 990 00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:23,511 I was going to say that. 991 00:54:25,012 --> 00:54:26,806 Our mother. 992 00:54:26,889 --> 00:54:28,099 Poopies! Let's go. 993 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:29,725 I'm glad I'm not the last. 994 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:32,144 -Well... -I don't think there is that. 995 00:54:32,228 --> 00:54:34,063 -It keeps going around. -Idiot. 996 00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:35,189 AND. 997 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,482 Are you stupid, man? 998 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:39,735 Ehren, your face is horrible, so... 999 00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:44,490 Wow, what a curse! 1000 00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:46,158 It stinks. 1001 00:54:46,242 --> 00:54:49,370 How many colors make up the rainbow? 1002 00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:55,084 Blue, yellow, orange, green, purple... 1003 00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:57,044 Red... 1004 00:54:58,671 --> 00:54:59,797 And... 1005 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,799 You'll get it right, Poopies. 1006 00:55:02,425 --> 00:55:03,843 White. 1007 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:06,637 My God! 1008 00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:07,805 Downloading! 1009 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,598 Oh, my God! 1010 00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:13,310 Just leave me... Let's move away here. 1011 00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:16,147 Sorry, I had to step away for a bit. 1012 00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:17,273 My God! 1013 00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:18,190 Right. 1014 00:55:19,525 --> 00:55:23,279 Poopies, what color are the shoes What am I using? 1015 00:55:25,031 --> 00:55:26,073 I can't see. 1016 00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,160 Don't see. 1017 00:55:29,243 --> 00:55:30,745 What color are my shoes? 1018 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:31,662 Red. 1019 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:34,582 Our! 1020 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,625 Now it's Ehren. 1021 00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:37,543 Okay, Zach? 1022 00:55:37,626 --> 00:55:39,003 Yes, everything great. 1023 00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:42,006 What a disgrace! What the hell is this? 1024 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:48,220 -Oh, my God! -Jesus! 1025 00:55:49,138 --> 00:55:50,473 -Don't vomit, please. -To! 1026 00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:53,976 If you vomit on his ass, seven years of bad luck. 1027 00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:57,188 Come on, Ehren. 1028 00:55:57,813 --> 00:56:01,358 Who starred and wrote 1029 00:56:01,901 --> 00:56:04,528 "The Playground Fairy"? 1030 00:56:04,612 --> 00:56:05,446 DECEMBER 2000 1031 00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:06,363 I am the fairy. 1032 00:56:06,447 --> 00:56:09,366 It was... Ehren McGhehey, Danger Ehren, me. 1033 00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:12,244 -All of them. -The worst skit we did. 1034 00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:14,121 That's not cool, man. 1035 00:56:21,462 --> 00:56:23,339 Go up, go up, go up! 1036 00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:37,019 Wait! 1037 00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:43,567 We have to applaud Zach. 1038 00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:44,944 Good one, Zach! 1039 00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:48,364 This was "Dã Dã Game", part two. 1040 00:56:50,449 --> 00:56:54,120 Some of my favorite sketches These are the ones we... 1041 00:56:54,203 --> 00:56:56,539 We sat around with nothing to do. 1042 00:56:56,622 --> 00:56:58,332 Then someone says: "Go get some glue." 1043 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,876 That's what happened with Brad Pitt. 1044 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,963 He was there to film "Night Monkey", 1045 00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:06,298 and then you: "Why don't we kidnap you?" 1046 00:57:06,382 --> 00:57:07,466 And he: "Fine." 1047 00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:11,137 And we had the presence of mind to call the police 1048 00:57:11,220 --> 00:57:16,058 for them to disregard calls saying that Brad Pitt had been kidnapped. 1049 00:57:16,684 --> 00:57:20,437 "I know it seems random, but Brad Pitt is going to be kidnapped. 1050 00:57:21,147 --> 00:57:22,356 But it's a joke." 1051 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:25,568 "It's a joke. That would never happen." 1052 00:57:27,903 --> 00:57:28,737 JULY 2001 1053 00:57:28,821 --> 00:57:32,324 -Hi, I'm Brad Pitt and I'm going to be abducted. -Good, see you there. 1054 00:57:33,534 --> 00:57:34,368 Zoeira with famous people. 1055 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,036 SPECIAL FOR PINK'S 1056 00:57:39,832 --> 00:57:43,669 THE ABDUCTION 1057 00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:57,057 Hey, Brad Pitt! 1058 00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:58,642 Seriously! 1059 00:57:58,726 --> 00:58:02,646 Seriously, it's Brad Pitt! Everything okay, man? 1060 00:58:02,688 --> 00:58:03,564 It's slow. 1061 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:05,107 Okay, relax, man. 1062 00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:06,734 Can you give me an autograph? 1063 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:08,319 -Come on, man. -Take him! 1064 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:10,154 -Get in the car! -What is that? 1065 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:11,864 -Damn! -Wait! 1066 00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:13,616 Hey, help! 1067 00:58:13,699 --> 00:58:17,161 -Help! -What are you doing? 1068 00:58:17,244 --> 00:58:19,830 -Let go! -Go, go! 1069 00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:24,835 Son of a bitch! 1070 00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:26,462 Damn! 1071 00:58:26,921 --> 00:58:27,922 Look at the guy. 1072 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:31,050 Damn! 1073 00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,301 So it is. 1074 00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:33,761 It looks like drugs. 1075 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:35,054 Run the traffic light. 1076 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:36,263 Did you write down the license plate? 1077 00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:37,806 Call the police! 1078 00:58:38,641 --> 00:58:39,892 -Was it Brad Pitt? -It was. 1079 00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:42,311 What it was? What there was? 1080 00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:43,938 Brad Pitt was kidnapped. 1081 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,357 Was it Brad Pitt? 1082 00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:48,817 -Did you see it? -Was he here? 1083 00:58:48,901 --> 00:58:52,071 Brad Pitt was in line and was kidnapped in a van. 1084 00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:53,822 I'm serious. 1085 00:58:53,906 --> 00:58:57,952 There was a guy grabbing my ass to get me out of the car. 1086 00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:01,163 -He was struggling not to come along. -Fully. 1087 00:59:01,247 --> 00:59:03,040 -You are a good actor. -Thanks, Chris. 1088 00:59:06,794 --> 00:59:07,628 MARCH 1999 1089 00:59:07,711 --> 00:59:10,881 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm going to get run over now, now. 1090 00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:21,475 Kids, here's Tory Belleci, from The Mythbusters, 1091 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:24,436 So I decided to try a trick for the first time 1092 00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:26,647 and I'm pretty nervous about it. 1093 00:59:27,648 --> 00:59:29,191 Ready? 1094 00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:48,002 Oh no. 1095 00:59:50,546 --> 00:59:53,549 At the table? There will be ping pong. 1096 00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:56,677 Wait, wait. 1097 00:59:57,803 --> 00:59:58,804 Do you have morals? 1098 00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:00,389 It achieves? 1099 01:00:02,975 --> 01:00:04,560 Five centimeters. 1100 01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:09,648 It's crowning! 1101 01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:14,862 It would have been better to have stuck the ball and then vomited. 1102 01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:22,077 I'll make it. 1103 01:00:22,161 --> 01:00:24,288 I don't know, this myth could fall apart. 1104 01:00:26,874 --> 01:00:28,417 Okay, look, kids... 1105 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:33,547 -I put the ball in my mouth, didn't I? -He was. 1106 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:35,007 -And I pretended to swallow. -Yes. 1107 01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:38,135 But I had already stuck a ball up my ass. 1108 01:00:39,178 --> 01:00:40,471 And I think I lost. 1109 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:41,805 My God! 1110 01:00:42,598 --> 01:00:45,351 A good magician never reveals the tricks. 1111 01:00:45,434 --> 01:00:46,643 That's it. 1112 01:00:47,478 --> 01:00:50,147 It's the last day of filming after 25 years, 1113 01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:52,649 and we still haven't learned anything. 1114 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,444 Strength! 1115 01:00:56,278 --> 01:00:57,613 Yuck! 1116 01:00:57,696 --> 01:00:58,822 My God! 1117 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,701 What dirt! 1118 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,244 Handle. 1119 01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:07,206 It didn't even come close to the target. 1120 01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:09,583 No! 1121 01:01:11,627 --> 01:01:14,171 Get the dog! Go there, man! 1122 01:01:16,465 --> 01:01:18,300 He heard the sound of the ball. 1123 01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:19,760 -Stay there. -My God! 1124 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:20,928 It worked out. 1125 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,893 From ping pong to fart pong. 1126 01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:33,190 Here's some flour for our friend Bam. 1127 01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:34,274 MAY 2010 1128 01:01:34,358 --> 01:01:35,651 Let's get the guy. 1129 01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:38,821 -Beauty. -Entering. 1130 01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:40,906 -He arrived? -Here he comes in. 1131 01:01:40,989 --> 01:01:42,574 -And there? -Beauty? 1132 01:01:43,075 --> 01:01:44,368 Good, and you? 1133 01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:45,494 -Good. -Hit here! 1134 01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:55,421 My God! 1135 01:02:03,137 --> 01:02:05,305 That was the best of all. 1136 01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:08,851 You guys got me pretty. 1137 01:02:08,934 --> 01:02:09,810 You... 1138 01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,521 He fell into an old woman. 1139 01:02:16,984 --> 01:02:18,485 I wasn't expecting it. 1140 01:02:18,569 --> 01:02:20,404 It was too much, you... 1141 01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:21,613 Good morning, man. 1142 01:02:21,697 --> 01:02:23,574 -Good morning, Bam. -Our! 1143 01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:25,451 -Damn. -Damn you. 1144 01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,954 We have the... 1145 01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:33,417 Looks like a shock collar for dogs, on the neck, 1146 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:35,127 -but there's one for the dick. -AND. 1147 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:38,172 Poopies said he wants to try to see if it works. 1148 01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,799 I didn't say it, but top it. 1149 01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:42,217 -I didn't say it. -I got it wrong. 1150 01:02:42,301 --> 01:02:44,094 You said it would be amazing. 1151 01:02:44,178 --> 01:02:45,220 When did I speak? 1152 01:02:45,304 --> 01:02:48,182 Yes, you said it like this: "Angry!" 1153 01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:51,477 Can someone go get the collar for his dick? 1154 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:52,519 I'll take it there. 1155 01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:54,354 Sorry, Poopies' penis. 1156 01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:56,899 Okay, it's here. 1157 01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:59,318 Looks like a chick under house arrest. 1158 01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:05,949 I don't know why we decided to film on the side of a hill. 1159 01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:08,327 Hi, I'm Poo... 1160 01:03:09,036 --> 01:03:10,245 -Sorry! -Damn! 1161 01:03:10,329 --> 01:03:11,872 -Evil, Poopies! -No, it's gone! 1162 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:13,999 -Come on, Poopies! -I gave it a chance! 1163 01:03:14,082 --> 01:03:16,001 Sorry, once again. 1164 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:17,753 One more. I won't do it. 1165 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:22,299 I'm Poopies, and this is the "Balance Beam with Taser in Peru." 1166 01:03:22,674 --> 01:03:25,052 -It will do well. -The complete turn. 1167 01:03:26,345 --> 01:03:28,305 -Damn! -You have to stop at the beam. 1168 01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:30,307 -Yeah, you have to take your hand off. -Calm. 1169 01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:35,938 Oh, shit! 1170 01:03:36,063 --> 01:03:38,232 Enough, it's done. 1171 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,234 I don't think about anything, just my dick. 1172 01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:42,277 Me too. 1173 01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:49,243 Drug! 1174 01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:50,452 I didn't even activate it. 1175 01:03:50,536 --> 01:03:52,412 -What it was? -My mind is racing. 1176 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:53,622 Mind and spirit. 1177 01:03:55,082 --> 01:03:58,585 It would be the first time this happened. 1178 01:03:58,669 --> 01:04:00,295 -Good, Poops. -Go, Poops. 1179 01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:03,257 Come on, balance it out. 1180 01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:05,425 How gracious. 1181 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:20,107 You almost rolled down the hill. 1182 01:04:21,775 --> 01:04:22,901 Dave saved you. 1183 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:26,863 MARCH 2010 1184 01:04:26,947 --> 01:04:27,948 Jumping. 1185 01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:45,716 In the last film, Danger Ehren was the MVP. 1186 01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:51,054 In the previous one, the 3D, the MVP was Ryan Dunn. 1187 01:04:51,138 --> 01:04:55,601 I feel like I had a good time in all films, 1188 01:04:55,684 --> 01:05:01,189 but I don't think I ever managed to be the MVP. 1189 01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:04,651 When I knew I would have another chance, 1190 01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:09,948 I was crazy to take the lead and let it be seen. 1191 01:05:10,032 --> 01:05:12,451 I decided to work well on this film now. 1192 01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,536 And the batten is very high. 1193 01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:18,665 But here's the thing: my ass hurts. 1194 01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:24,296 At our age, you have to have a colonoscopy, 1195 01:05:24,379 --> 01:05:28,383 and it all starts with a drink that washes us inside. 1196 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:34,973 If you're not 50 and don't know, It's a superlaxative. 1197 01:05:39,061 --> 01:05:41,438 In minutes, we're going to shit ourselves for real 1198 01:05:41,563 --> 01:05:47,444 and test ourselves in a game that brings together dexterity, flexibility and other things. 1199 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:50,405 The "Human Pretzel." 1200 01:05:50,489 --> 01:05:55,118 Good thing we have beautiful clothes, so you don't miss any of the action. 1201 01:05:55,202 --> 01:05:59,039 People are not believing that you won't throw up today, Lance. 1202 01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:01,458 No? Won't it happen? Beauty. 1203 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,210 Shall we play? 1204 01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:04,711 Steve-O starts, okay? 1205 01:06:06,088 --> 01:06:07,547 Right hand, orange. 1206 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:08,507 There. 1207 01:06:10,884 --> 01:06:13,679 I'm in the line of fire. 1208 01:06:14,221 --> 01:06:16,473 -Chris, left foot, purple. -Sorry, Preston. 1209 01:06:17,057 --> 01:06:18,016 That. 1210 01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:19,768 I farted. 1211 01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:21,520 Wow, that's a lot of courage! 1212 01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:26,608 I think she rolled around and said: "Chris, right foot, pink." 1213 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,193 That's it. 1214 01:06:28,276 --> 01:06:29,986 Right in the eye of the storm. 1215 01:06:31,446 --> 01:06:33,365 Let's go. Left foot, purple. 1216 01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:35,784 Soon, it will be left foot, brown. 1217 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:37,828 What happened, Lance? 1218 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,037 Lance is getting sick. 1219 01:06:39,121 --> 01:06:40,455 Steve-O, left foot, pink. 1220 01:06:40,539 --> 01:06:41,623 Wow, man! 1221 01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:45,752 -Dave! -They're doing well. 1222 01:06:47,379 --> 01:06:48,672 We have a leak. 1223 01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:50,340 -Whoa. -Steve-O. 1224 01:06:50,424 --> 01:06:52,134 My God! 1225 01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:54,970 My goodness! 1226 01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:57,806 Dave, look to the right. 1227 01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:02,644 Look at him. 1228 01:07:02,728 --> 01:07:04,229 How disgusting! 1229 01:07:04,312 --> 01:07:05,647 Hold on. 1230 01:07:08,275 --> 01:07:09,776 Right hand, green. 1231 01:07:10,444 --> 01:07:12,988 She said right hand, green. 1232 01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:17,117 They'll be screwed! 1233 01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:20,996 My God! 1234 01:07:21,580 --> 01:07:23,915 What's up, Lance? Holding on there? 1235 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,170 -I've never seen poop so stinky. -No. 1236 01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:30,255 Good heavens! 1237 01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:34,217 Wow, he's still... 1238 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,012 My God! 1239 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,764 How did you not vomit? 1240 01:07:38,847 --> 01:07:41,266 Steve-O is the winner... 1241 01:07:41,349 --> 01:07:43,935 -Good, Steve-O! -...from the Human Pretzel. 1242 01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:47,189 -Here he comes. -My God, get out of here. 1243 01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:56,531 Go take a shower, Steve-O! Good one, man! 1244 01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:05,290 Don't say anything. 1245 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:08,710 What will the drink be? 1246 01:08:08,794 --> 01:08:10,212 Two Budweisers. 1247 01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:11,546 Thank you my dear. 1248 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,089 Health. 1249 01:08:13,173 --> 01:08:14,049 Health. 1250 01:08:15,801 --> 01:08:17,511 What's up? 1251 01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:20,013 I don't know, let's go to the beach. 1252 01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:21,431 Earth! 1253 01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:22,349 Good. 1254 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:23,850 -Damn! -Like this? 1255 01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:26,019 Who is this guy? 1256 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,062 Who are you? 1257 01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:28,980 -Calm. -I'm her boyfriend, bro. 1258 01:08:29,064 --> 01:08:30,982 Relax, man. I'm the man here. 1259 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:34,528 Dude, don't make fun of me. 1260 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:36,446 -I didn't even touch you. -Calm down, Poppy. 1261 01:08:36,530 --> 01:08:38,949 Both of you will be screwed! 1262 01:08:39,032 --> 01:08:43,245 It's just that he and I are taking a break and... 1263 01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,041 He's here. 1264 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,252 -And there? -Screw you! 1265 01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:52,546 -You go! -I told you to get out! 1266 01:08:52,629 --> 01:08:53,880 Don't push the guy! 1267 01:08:53,964 --> 01:08:55,215 To! 1268 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:57,092 Get him, Pop! 1269 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:00,387 End his race! 1270 01:09:01,388 --> 01:09:02,514 Stop it! 1271 01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:05,058 Police! Everyone on the floor! 1272 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,393 On the floor! 1273 01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,854 Stopped! Everybody on the wall! 1274 01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:10,689 -It's just a fight. -On the wall! 1275 01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:11,857 -Let go! -Wall! 1276 01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:13,733 What the hell is this? 1277 01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:16,486 Get up man! 1278 01:09:16,570 --> 01:09:18,738 Stand there, man! Hands back! 1279 01:09:19,990 --> 01:09:21,658 -What there was? -Come on, love. 1280 01:09:22,242 --> 01:09:23,410 Get your hands off me! 1281 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:25,495 -Code 54! Paramedic! -Let me go! 1282 01:09:25,579 --> 01:09:26,454 Paramedic! 1283 01:09:26,538 --> 01:09:27,914 Get your hands off me! 1284 01:09:27,998 --> 01:09:30,083 -Shut up. -Let me go! 1285 01:09:30,584 --> 01:09:31,668 Get your hands off me! 1286 01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:32,961 Shut up! 1287 01:09:33,044 --> 01:09:34,796 -Shut up! -Just look. 1288 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:35,755 Rick? 1289 01:09:36,715 --> 01:09:38,133 -Hey! -Drug! 1290 01:09:40,594 --> 01:09:42,721 What? Can he walk? 1291 01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:43,972 Right. 1292 01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,560 What the hell was that? 1293 01:09:49,436 --> 01:09:51,062 What the hell happened here? 1294 01:09:51,146 --> 01:09:52,022 What there was? 1295 01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:53,231 I don't know what happened. 1296 01:09:54,441 --> 01:09:55,400 It was brutal. 1297 01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:58,695 There were even police, I don't believe it. 1298 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:00,572 Miniature police officers. 1299 01:10:05,452 --> 01:10:06,328 THE MAGIC TRICK 1300 01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:09,205 Hi, I'm Johnny the Magnificent. 1301 01:10:09,289 --> 01:10:14,461 Today, I will surprise you with my sleight of hand technique. 1302 01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:17,881 Damn! My God! 1303 01:10:20,592 --> 01:10:22,344 What... Bastard! 1304 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:26,514 Damn! 1305 01:10:35,023 --> 01:10:36,274 My God! 1306 01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:38,151 How are you, Johnny? 1307 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:39,945 Damn. 1308 01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,078 Abracadabra. 1309 01:10:49,704 --> 01:10:51,498 You dropped your hat there. 1310 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:52,415 Did we get it? 1311 01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:54,167 Take two? 1312 01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:56,711 I hate taking two with bulls. 1313 01:10:56,795 --> 01:10:57,796 Our! 1314 01:10:57,879 --> 01:11:01,174 We saw Knox dancing with the bull, 1315 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:05,637 but we know that the blow the bull gave It wasn't what Knox wanted. 1316 01:11:06,388 --> 01:11:08,306 It was almost, but it wasn't. 1317 01:11:09,975 --> 01:11:11,893 What do you think? Take two? 1318 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,063 What the hell. 1319 01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:22,904 This one is twice the size. 1320 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:27,283 Oh my God, man. 1321 01:11:28,576 --> 01:11:31,204 Damn! 1322 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,456 I don't even want to see it, man. 1323 01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:35,500 Okay, let's go? 1324 01:11:36,251 --> 01:11:37,252 SECOND TAKE 1325 01:11:37,335 --> 01:11:39,546 Hi, I'm Johnny the Magnificent. 1326 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:44,592 Today, I will surprise you with my sleight of hand technique. 1327 01:11:45,844 --> 01:11:46,803 Damn! 1328 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:55,353 Oh no! Drug! 1329 01:11:59,274 --> 01:12:00,608 Jesus and Mary! 1330 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,322 This one worked. 1331 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:07,657 Damn. 1332 01:12:07,741 --> 01:12:08,700 How are you, Johnny? 1333 01:12:08,783 --> 01:12:11,327 -PJ, talk to me. All good? -All good? 1334 01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:13,038 That's enough for him. 1335 01:12:13,121 --> 01:12:14,748 Are you well? Johnny? 1336 01:12:16,207 --> 01:12:17,584 He's coming back. 1337 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:18,835 He's waking up. 1338 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,503 Are you well? 1339 01:12:20,587 --> 01:12:23,131 It was a violent fight. Unbalanced, it's true. 1340 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,885 -Angry, man. -AND. 1341 01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:27,927 Shall we get it, Jeff? 1342 01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:29,763 You got what you wanted. 1343 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:30,930 -Good, Knox! -Good! 1344 01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:32,098 Our. 1345 01:12:32,891 --> 01:12:34,517 What happened when he hit me? 1346 01:12:34,601 --> 01:12:35,727 It was brutal, man. 1347 01:12:36,394 --> 01:12:37,979 You here, the bull here. 1348 01:12:41,232 --> 01:12:44,944 He didn't want to know, man. The animal turned around and came with everything. 1349 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:46,488 It was insane. 1350 01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:47,405 It was, Knox. 1351 01:12:47,489 --> 01:12:49,616 The biggest hit you've ever taken. 1352 01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,327 That's why he's the captain. 1353 01:12:52,952 --> 01:12:55,288 This bull didn't like magic. 1354 01:12:57,123 --> 01:12:58,792 We love you, Knox! 1355 01:12:58,875 --> 01:12:59,959 I love you! 1356 01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:01,711 Captain! 1357 01:13:02,462 --> 01:13:03,797 Concussion is not cool. 1358 01:13:04,339 --> 01:13:08,343 But as long as it's before 50, okay. 1359 01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:11,554 And Knoxville has 49, so cool. 1360 01:13:14,182 --> 01:13:16,851 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, 1361 01:13:16,935 --> 01:13:19,604 and this is the "Escape from Hell." 1362 01:13:21,815 --> 01:13:24,943 We have three different rooms. 1363 01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:29,322 To go to the next room, you have to solve puzzles. 1364 01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:31,533 Good luck. 1365 01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:33,034 Thanks, man. 1366 01:13:34,786 --> 01:13:36,538 Come on, Wee Man! 1367 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:40,166 To go to the next room, you have to go through this wall 1368 01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:42,627 and find the Jackass coin. 1369 01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:44,587 -Whatnot. -Give me your hand and go. 1370 01:13:44,671 --> 01:13:45,880 Go! Get your hand in there! 1371 01:13:45,964 --> 01:13:47,757 -I don't want your hand. -Go! 1372 01:13:51,553 --> 01:13:53,012 Damn! Beauty! 1373 01:13:53,096 --> 01:13:54,472 What the hell is this? 1374 01:13:55,849 --> 01:13:57,225 -What... -What's up? How it is? 1375 01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:59,102 -Whatnot! -What the hell. 1376 01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:00,603 -I can't say. -Drug! 1377 01:14:00,687 --> 01:14:02,897 -I put my hand and felt who knows what. -I saw. 1378 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,445 -Dave! -Go, Dave. 1379 01:14:09,529 --> 01:14:10,905 -Come on, Dave. -Jesus! 1380 01:14:10,989 --> 01:14:12,365 Come on, Dave. 1381 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:13,533 -Move. -Down. 1382 01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:15,076 Put your arm in and let's see. 1383 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,703 Get in and download. 1384 01:14:17,036 --> 01:14:18,204 What the hell? 1385 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,039 My God! 1386 01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:21,332 Ready. He picked up? 1387 01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:22,876 It's a fluff. 1388 01:14:24,085 --> 01:14:25,420 My God! 1389 01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:27,297 My finger went in. 1390 01:14:29,757 --> 01:14:30,967 Good heavens! 1391 01:14:31,551 --> 01:14:33,219 -Take the coin. -Beauty. 1392 01:14:33,303 --> 01:14:35,180 You have to stick it in and shake it. 1393 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,348 With everything. 1394 01:14:37,432 --> 01:14:39,142 Did you join the fiofó? 1395 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:41,811 They took the coin! 1396 01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:43,229 My God! 1397 01:14:43,313 --> 01:14:44,898 And not just the currency. 1398 01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:47,901 -What the hell? -Man, my finger... 1399 01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:51,738 -I stuck my finger the other way around. -I smell shit. 1400 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:54,032 I think they solved the puzzle. 1401 01:14:54,616 --> 01:14:56,868 Let's go to the next room. 1402 01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:02,165 Dave, the next one is yours. 1403 01:15:02,248 --> 01:15:03,625 What will happen to me? 1404 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,793 If you solve it, nothing. 1405 01:15:05,877 --> 01:15:09,130 You have to identify four animal sounds 1406 01:15:09,714 --> 01:15:12,425 to stop this here and save Dave. 1407 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:13,468 Ready? 1408 01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:16,471 Do you want the heel? 1409 01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:17,472 Yeah, heel. 1410 01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:18,765 -Beauty. -Damn! 1411 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:21,184 No, man. My God. 1412 01:15:21,267 --> 01:15:23,519 What sound does the dog make? 1413 01:15:25,313 --> 01:15:26,606 Good job. 1414 01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:29,943 What sound does the cat make? 1415 01:15:31,611 --> 01:15:33,196 Wow, they're doing great. 1416 01:15:33,738 --> 01:15:36,407 What sound does the anthill pig make? 1417 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:38,952 No. 1418 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:41,037 No, it doesn't make any sound. 1419 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,622 Beauty, beauty. 1420 01:15:42,705 --> 01:15:44,082 I got it right. 1421 01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:44,999 Good! 1422 01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:46,084 That's it, man! 1423 01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:47,543 Only one left. 1424 01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:50,129 -Are you serious, man? -What sound does the cassowary make? 1425 01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:51,381 -No! -Cassowary? 1426 01:15:53,091 --> 01:15:54,008 Incorrect. 1427 01:15:54,092 --> 01:15:55,426 Oh no! 1428 01:15:55,510 --> 01:15:57,178 -Incorrect. -Say anything. 1429 01:16:00,515 --> 01:16:01,349 My God! 1430 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:07,730 Damn, bro! 1431 01:16:07,814 --> 01:16:09,524 What do you mean, man? 1432 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,404 I think that was the sound of the cassowary. 1433 01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:17,699 Correct! That's the sound of the cassowary. 1434 01:16:17,782 --> 01:16:20,868 I think we can pass to the last room. 1435 01:16:21,411 --> 01:16:23,913 -It's gone, Dave. -My turkey looks like this. 1436 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:31,713 Here, Ehren will sit in the electric chair what we did for him. 1437 01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:32,630 How is it? 1438 01:16:32,714 --> 01:16:35,341 Here you have these pacifiers, 1439 01:16:35,425 --> 01:16:39,679 and you will have to put the right pacifier in the right place. 1440 01:16:39,762 --> 01:16:43,599 Then you come here and turn that thing off. 1441 01:16:43,683 --> 01:16:44,892 How do we know which one is right? 1442 01:16:44,976 --> 01:16:46,978 Because if it's the wrong pacifier, 1443 01:16:47,061 --> 01:16:48,688 Ehren gets shocked. 1444 01:16:48,730 --> 01:16:50,481 Never been to an escape room? 1445 01:16:50,565 --> 01:16:52,025 No, and to hell with that. 1446 01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:52,942 Have you already? 1447 01:16:53,026 --> 01:16:54,527 -Already. -Have you ever played this? 1448 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:55,486 Already. 1449 01:16:55,987 --> 01:16:57,822 -I don't believe it. -It's teamwork. 1450 01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:03,161 Okay, Ehren, take your seat. 1451 01:17:03,244 --> 01:17:04,412 She's the worst at this. 1452 01:17:04,996 --> 01:17:09,167 Let's close the door and start the game. 1453 01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,211 Just give him a little shock. 1454 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:14,839 -Damn! -Hey! 1455 01:17:14,922 --> 01:17:16,716 Sorry, guys, it was unintentional. 1456 01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,051 -Drug! -It was a mistake. 1457 01:17:18,676 --> 01:17:21,512 -What the hell! -Screw you! 1458 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:25,600 -Curse! -You can start. 1459 01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:26,893 What are we doing? 1460 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,311 -Here's a seven. -Four. 1461 01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:29,812 -Four? -Where's seven? 1462 01:17:29,896 --> 01:17:32,815 -I didn't see any four. -Find out, now! 1463 01:17:32,899 --> 01:17:34,776 -Where are the two? -Here, the red one. 1464 01:17:34,859 --> 01:17:36,027 They're getting there. 1465 01:17:36,110 --> 01:17:38,154 -Where's four? -No, wait! 1466 01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:39,364 -The last one is here. -That. 1467 01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:40,865 -Is everyone there already? -Drug. 1468 01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:42,492 -Hey! -Calm! 1469 01:17:42,575 --> 01:17:44,452 -I think it's because of color. -No, number. 1470 01:17:44,535 --> 01:17:46,079 -He made a mistake. -It's a number, kids. 1471 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,872 He made a mistake and put it there. 1472 01:17:47,955 --> 01:17:49,791 -Take a look. -He's going to get a shock. 1473 01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,376 It won't, no. 1474 01:17:53,628 --> 01:17:55,004 I knew! 1475 01:17:55,088 --> 01:17:55,963 Right. 1476 01:17:56,047 --> 01:17:57,632 -I was right! -I turned it off! 1477 01:17:57,715 --> 01:17:59,675 -Shut it down! -I already hung up! 1478 01:17:59,759 --> 01:18:01,344 Turn it off. 1479 01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:04,347 Ready! 1480 01:18:05,765 --> 01:18:07,183 You killed the guy. 1481 01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:09,685 -He died, man. -He's dead. 1482 01:18:09,769 --> 01:18:11,229 Dave, take the thing. 1483 01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:13,106 -Get out of there. -He turned it off. 1484 01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:16,109 What happened? 1485 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,152 -Stop. -Get out of here! Damn! 1486 01:18:18,236 --> 01:18:19,570 I just took off your hat. 1487 01:18:19,654 --> 01:18:21,322 She just wants to take you away. 1488 01:18:21,406 --> 01:18:23,408 And the horn, who is it with? 1489 01:18:31,082 --> 01:18:33,543 -Good. -Fuck you! 1490 01:18:34,252 --> 01:18:36,421 Damn! 1491 01:18:36,504 --> 01:18:38,464 -Drug! -How crazy. 1492 01:18:38,548 --> 01:18:40,049 This damn... 1493 01:18:43,010 --> 01:18:46,055 I'm out! They'll be screwed! 1494 01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:48,057 My God. 1495 01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:53,479 Well, I guess Escape from Hell stay here. 1496 01:18:55,690 --> 01:18:57,066 -He finished? -Yes. 1497 01:18:57,150 --> 01:18:57,984 -Jesus. -It's gone. 1498 01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:00,153 You managed to escape! 1499 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:02,196 Will we have the right to therapy? 1500 01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,240 -Will it happen? -Good, Dark Shark. 1501 01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:06,367 Man, you guys screwed me. 1502 01:19:06,451 --> 01:19:08,411 And you stuck your hand in Zach's hair. 1503 01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:11,456 Deep down, man. 1504 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,208 They'll be screwed! 1505 01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:15,835 You forgot your shoes! 1506 01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:18,296 To hell with this place! 1507 01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:23,885 There were headlines on the internet 1508 01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:28,514 saying what you said that this was the last Jackass film. 1509 01:19:28,598 --> 01:19:32,351 After you said that in all other films, 1510 01:19:32,435 --> 01:19:34,729 Do you think anyone will take it seriously? 1511 01:19:34,812 --> 01:19:36,606 Even though I hate having to say it... 1512 01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:43,571 -Don't talk. -I'm getting emotional. 1513 01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:45,531 No! 1514 01:19:45,615 --> 01:19:46,616 And yes. 1515 01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:48,117 He finished. 1516 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:14,245 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the end! 1517 01:21:14,328 --> 01:21:15,454 That's it! 1518 01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:21,127 END 1519 01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:01,125 Thanks! 1520 01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,752 My God! 1521 01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:05,504 What the fuck was that? 1522 01:22:17,767 --> 01:22:19,810 -Wow, what a good feeling! -AND. 1523 01:22:19,894 --> 01:22:21,896 Finally I can get dressed. 1524 01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:24,190 I need money to go to the hospital. 1525 01:22:29,403 --> 01:22:30,696 Come! 1526 01:22:31,364 --> 01:22:32,698 Group photo. 1527 01:22:32,782 --> 01:22:34,825 -Poopies! -That's it, brother. 1528 01:22:39,497 --> 01:22:41,290 I think Poopies is crying. 1529 01:22:41,832 --> 01:22:42,708 What there was? 1530 01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:45,294 It could be our last scene. 1531 01:22:46,045 --> 01:22:49,256 -No, you're not like that. -He's really sad. 1532 01:22:50,925 --> 01:22:52,968 What's it like seeing old footage? 1533 01:22:53,052 --> 01:22:54,595 Everyone looks like a baby. 1534 01:22:54,679 --> 01:22:57,014 I feel old and I miss Dunn. 1535 01:22:57,098 --> 01:22:58,099 So it is. 1536 01:22:58,182 --> 01:22:59,558 Old and homesick. 1537 01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:08,359 -What are we here to do? -Steve-O is going to miss his flight. I'll wake him up. 1538 01:23:08,442 --> 01:23:09,985 -Right. -So he doesn't lose. 1539 01:23:20,037 --> 01:23:21,038 Steve-O! 1540 01:23:21,872 --> 01:23:23,249 -Spike! -I love you, man. 1541 01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:24,750 Spike Jonze! 1542 01:23:30,548 --> 01:23:32,425 Jeff Tremaine right there! 1543 01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:35,052 John, are you going to bring him here? 1544 01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:36,345 -Too much. -Who is it? 1545 01:23:39,765 --> 01:23:41,475 -I didn't hear anything. -It's for you. 1546 01:23:42,143 --> 01:23:43,853 -Hello? -Loomis, are you going here? 1547 01:23:43,936 --> 01:23:45,271 -Yes. -Is it scolding? 1548 01:23:58,993 --> 01:24:00,411 You did well today, Jeff. 1549 01:24:02,621 --> 01:24:04,081 Oh, Johnny Knoxville! 1550 01:24:04,749 --> 01:24:06,709 -It's the end! -It's the end! 1551 01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:08,961 And two. 1552 01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:17,887 Damn! 1553 01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:20,264 Look at the fireball. 1554 01:24:25,019 --> 01:24:26,270 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville! 1555 01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:28,731 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville! 1556 01:24:28,814 --> 01:24:31,650 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass. 1557 01:24:48,876 --> 01:24:50,044 Drug! 1558 01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:09,063 Oh no! 1559 01:25:11,816 --> 01:25:13,150 That's semen. 1560 01:25:20,783 --> 01:25:22,660 -Did you fart on me? -He was. 1561 01:25:22,743 --> 01:25:24,328 My God, no! 1562 01:25:52,231 --> 01:25:54,942 I hate the fact that I had to... 1563 01:25:55,818 --> 01:25:58,571 do scenes with crocodiles and snakes. 1564 01:26:00,239 --> 01:26:02,366 I have dick marks on my ass. 1565 01:26:04,368 --> 01:26:05,870 Just disgrace. 1566 01:26:13,085 --> 01:26:16,463 Everyone is just screwing me over today. 1567 01:26:18,841 --> 01:26:20,634 And my Misfits sock. 1568 01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:35,065 It was good. 1569 01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:47,828 That was worth it. 1570 01:27:06,639 --> 01:27:08,349 Sorry, man. What there was? 1571 01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,647 Yeah, and then she... 1572 01:27:14,688 --> 01:27:15,981 -Yes. -It came with everything. 1573 01:27:34,792 --> 01:27:36,126 Oh no! 1574 01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:09,118 Is Butterbean okay? 1575 01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:20,838 -All good? -Yes, everything is great. 1576 01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:21,755 Good one, man. 1577 01:28:26,260 --> 01:28:27,720 We love you, boss! 1578 01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:29,346 I love you! 1579 01:28:29,888 --> 01:28:31,098 Captain! 1580 01:28:53,454 --> 01:28:54,705 My God! 1581 01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:58,959 Look at the nervousness. 1582 01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:02,504 What the hell. 1583 01:29:24,193 --> 01:29:25,194 Just spin. 1584 01:30:22,334 --> 01:30:23,335 -Someone help. -Yes. 1585 01:30:27,256 --> 01:30:29,800 Man, it almost gives me a big scolding. 1586 01:30:29,883 --> 01:30:31,093 I was scared. 1587 01:30:31,176 --> 01:30:34,304 Our! I've never been so scared, man. 1588 01:30:34,388 --> 01:30:37,724 But it was exactly what we wanted. 1589 01:30:37,808 --> 01:30:39,768 My God! 1590 01:30:39,852 --> 01:30:41,562 It couldn't have been better. 1591 01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:44,064 I don't know if it was exactly what I wanted. 1592 01:30:44,148 --> 01:30:46,525 -It was exactly what I wanted. -Yes. 1593 01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:52,114 Remember the scenes from this movie were made by professionals. 1594 01:30:52,197 --> 01:30:54,449 For your safety and the protection of all, 1595 01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:57,286 Don't try anything you'll see. 1596 01:31:42,873 --> 01:31:44,875 Subtitles: Rafael Rodrigues